“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.”
— Sylvia Plath (via hellanne)

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May. 25 2013
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May. 24 2013
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dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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May. 24 2013
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the-impossible-soufle-girl: “It’s comedy week, knock knock jokes” (x) the-impossible-soufle-girl: “It’s comedy week, knock knock jokes” (x) the-impossible-soufle-girl: “It’s comedy week, knock knock jokes” (x) the-impossible-soufle-girl: “It’s comedy week, knock knock jokes” (x) the-impossible-soufle-girl: “It’s comedy week, knock knock jokes” (x) the-impossible-soufle-girl: “It’s comedy week, knock knock jokes” (x)

the-impossible-soufle-girl:

“It’s comedy week, knock knock jokes” (x)

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May. 24 2013
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brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

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May. 24 2013
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May. 24 2013
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“So we’re already winners!” “So we’re already winners!”

“So we’re already winners!”

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May. 23 2013
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180mph:

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May. 23 2013
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hotel-mario: inimicaldolly: ocfitness: borntobeabeast: Binge prevention and healthy snack ideas here :) best thing. WHEN I WANT A DOUGHNUT I DONT WANT A FUCKING SLICE OF SALMON.  nah if im craving a big ass cheeseburger i aint finna eat no vegetables hotel-mario: inimicaldolly: ocfitness: borntobeabeast: Binge prevention and healthy snack ideas here :) best thing. WHEN I WANT A DOUGHNUT I DONT WANT A FUCKING SLICE OF SALMON.  nah if im craving a big ass cheeseburger i aint finna eat no vegetables hotel-mario: inimicaldolly: ocfitness: borntobeabeast: Binge prevention and healthy snack ideas here :) best thing. WHEN I WANT A DOUGHNUT I DONT WANT A FUCKING SLICE OF SALMON.  nah if im craving a big ass cheeseburger i aint finna eat no vegetables

hotel-mario:

inimicaldolly:

ocfitness:

borntobeabeast:

Binge prevention and healthy snack ideas here :)

best thing.

WHEN I WANT A DOUGHNUT I DONT WANT A FUCKING SLICE OF SALMON. 

nah if im craving a big ass cheeseburger i aint finna eat no vegetables

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May. 23 2013
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claydols:

*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*

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May. 23 2013
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